February 2012
142 posts
step 1: get hug cup of juice
step 2: be really excited about it
step 3: drop all over kitchen floor and get in eyes
step 4: cry a little
step 5: throw half a roll of paper towels on the ground and hope Mittens doesn’t ask why the kitchen floor is all sticky tomorrow
step 6: swear off juice forever
things i need to get this week
living situation figured out
paycheck
slutty cheap trashy bra to make myself feel better about my tiny boobs
parents’ approval
security deposit/first month’s rent paid
candy
a tiara
work schedule changed
blank CDS to make mixes with Beyoncé, Robyn, Bikini Kill, Hole, and random 90s hits to remind myself that I rule
poster board to make a sign that says “WILL SUCK DICK 4...
whereyobossat asked: oh heyyyyyy guess who has a tumblr now <3
me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it
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blitzzkriegg:
Me: She took her tattoo like a champ.
V : She took her tattoo like a champ? I got tattooed in between my motherfucking tits. I bet she takes dick like a champ.
my heart.
Lipliner is just the best invention ever. Chola lips 4ever.
Jean Ralphio! Dance up on me!
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I think I just have too many feelings about animals and snacks.
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I ate most of a can of frosting today because of feelings
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test